The latest snort-causing antics around here... While it wouldn't be appropriate at preschool, it's hilarious to watch...
Bitty Girl (hands on hips, sassiest look on face): You want a piece of me?
The Boy: No, I want HALF. Chop, chop! (makes karate chop motion to chop her in half)
I laugh every time. Must get it on video for the full effect of the sweet, high little voice trying to sound so tough.